Some of Ellie's Favorite Jokes

1.  Knock, knock . 
     Who's there? 
      Hoo. 
      Hoo who? 
      I did not know you were an owl.                                                                                                    


2.   Knock, knock. 
      Who's there? 
      Alaska. 
      Alaska who? 
      Alask-another person if you don't know the answer.    


3.    Knock, knock. 
       Who's there? 
       Cow's go. 
       Cow's go who? 
       No! Cow's go moo.




4.    What does a duck like to eat before bedtime? 
       Milk and quackers.




5.    What did the carpet say to the floor?
       Don't move, I've got you covered.




What is your favorite joke?  Leave it in the comment box!